Newly subscribed to AFF - looking forward to meeting y'all! I'm an asshole of a gentleman who might be too sarcastic and sassy for your own good. I love to take care of my partner, passionate about my career, and work hard every day for it. Healthy dose of dad jokes, with an unhealthy dose of "that's what she said," references. I haven't dated in a long time, but definitely open to the possibilities. Until then, let's grab a drink and have some fun! We all know what we're here for And shockingly, yes, I am a real person - the number of bots and spam is insane!